GOT Boobs?

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We know Winter is coming…. but, where have all the boobs gone?!

If you are a true Game of Thrones fan, you will have noticed the thing that incited your interest in the series has diminished as the seasons pass. Just like there were no episode 7 teasers in the leaked S7E6 this week, there has been a diminishing amount of cleavage as the show progresses. More and more we are getting less and less sex, less butt shots, and less boobs! Granted that the plot is enough to give anyone a intellectual war ridden hard-on, we have been spoiled to expect a nip shot here and there when not getting a full bush clip. Finally, in Season 7 Episode 2, we get to see Missandei, the liberated slave and loyal adviser to Daenerys Targaryen, played by Nathalie Emmanuel, who recently flashed the paparazzi’s right back with her sheer dress at an Elton John Oscar party, drop her cloak for Grey Worm, the castrated Unsullied Soldier, played by Jacob Anderson, an aspiring English trifecta. And Still the screen time was scarce to meet the needs of it’s loyalest of fans: the peeping toms.

It seems that the GOT gods, the old and the new, are focusing more on their plots and less on their porn. Well, curse them, we say.  Curse them.

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